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FUCK YOU KENTUCKY! if you're dumb enough to drive to the checkpoint this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to the Grand Ohio Mall. Supplies! Passive-agressive survivors! Pain! If you think you can survive one second at Louisville, you can kiss our asses! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, that you'll fight for this bullshit GUARANTEED! If you find a better location, shove it up your ugly ass! you heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your squad, bring your food, bring your weapons, WE'LL TAKE THEM ALL. That's right, we'll take your weapons! Because at Louisville, you're fucked six ways from July. Take a look, at our other features: home of CHALLENGES- that's right - CHALLENGES. How does it work? If you can survive 20 bites / scratches / lacerations in a row, and not expire to the Knox Infection, you get to fist-fight us! Don't wait! Don't delay! DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll rip your Louiballs off. Only at Kentucky: the only state that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE! This bus leaves the minute after you board it, and you better not miss once, or you're dead meat motherfucker. GO TO HELL AMERICA! From the filthiest and most exclusive meanest sons-of-bitches from the state of KIngsmouth- GURANTEED!!